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Hello there. I'm Lara and I am fascinated by Kylie Jenner. She is everything I never was as a teen. And now that she has a lip kit, I, a person with lips, knew I needed to try it.
Going into this, I knew I was not a makeup fanatic or expert by any means, but that I love a good lipstick every now and then. Even if said lipstick is something I bought at Target for half off.
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Would it be all over my teeth? Would it show up on my nose somehow? Can an amateur apply this and make it work???
So before I added this stain to my daily routine I wanted to find out just how well it would hold up.
To start my day, I ate oatmeal, because I was too lazy to cook at home and found this at the office. I honestly forgot I was even wearing it and was eating like I normally would. So halfway through the my bowl, I realized I should be more careful or I would have brown lip stain all over my face. When I was finished, it wasn't too bad. It had come off the inside of my lips a little bit, but still looked hella good when my mouth was closed.
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The struggle was very real.
Photos by Lauren Zaser
Left: Alexis with Tommy Pickles eyelashes. Right: Joanna poking herself in the eye.
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The individual lashes seemed the scariest, so we brushed up on the application process with this YouTube tutorial.
Joanna: I have very short eyelashes. I usually just coat them in ungodly amounts of mascara and leave it at that. My high school Spanish teacher once said that some people are just effortlessly glamorous. She then pointed out which students in class had that effortless glamour, and I wasn't one of them. Looking back, that was a pretty weird and messed up thing for a teacher to say, but I'd like to think that false eyelashes might help me exude a kind of effortless glamour.
I've tried to apply false eyelashes exactly once before in my life and it didn't go well. It looked very bad, and I aborted the look immediately before leaving the house. I'm worried that wearing fake lashes is something I'm just not capable of doing, but by god, I'm going to try.
Alexis: My eyelashes are very insignificant-looking. I don't wear mascara because I'm too lazy to take it off at the end of the day and would end up sleeping in it, which according to MY high school Spanish teacher is how her friend went blind. So with my no-mascara, teeny-lash baseline, I want to know what it feels like to have my eyelashes serve any aesthetic function on my face at all.
I can apply false eyelashes to other people because I have experience doing theater makeup, but I never got around to learning how to put them on myself. I tried to do it for last year's office holiday party and have a whole night's worth of humiliating and easily discoverable selfies where my lashes are clearly hovering a quarter inch above my eyelid. Very chic.
And no, I didn’t wash it.
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There were two things I wanted to figure out from this experiment:
1. Would I really enjoy having the same clothes set out for me every morning?
2. Would anyone at my job notice or react to me wearing the same outfit over and over again?
Week 1 Outfit
I bet you’ve got a graduation, wedding or job interview to go to this spring. You should buy a suit.
