2016年8月4日 星期四

Dick And Vagina Highlighter Makeup Are Here To Restore Our Faith In 2016

Being a dickface never looked so good.

A couple months ago, I was rocked to the goddamn core when I found out there were lil' lipsticks — excuse me, lipdicks — in the shape of penises that came in 12 flesh-toned (ew) shades.

A couple months ago, I was rocked to the goddamn core when I found out there were lil' lipsticks — excuse me, lipdicks — in the shape of penises that came in 12 flesh-toned (ew) shades.

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But today I have unearthed something so stunning that it'll make you immediately choke up* at its beauty: these penis-embossed highlighters by Bitch Slap Cosmetics.

But today I have unearthed something so stunning that it'll make you immediately choke up* at its beauty: these penis-embossed highlighters by Bitch Slap Cosmetics.

*Deal with it.

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The highlighters — called "Deep Throat" — come in a variety of colors, like this shiny bronze and deep pink shade that looks so beautiful you could wear it as a gd medal, TBH.

The highlighters — called "Deep Throat" — come in a variety of colors, like this shiny bronze and deep pink shade that looks so beautiful you could wear it as a gd medal, TBH.

FYI, this one is called "Rust Dark Tone" NOT "Rusty Trombone," which I misread because my mind is garbage.

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There's also a soft pink shade because duh, obvs, etc.

There's also a soft pink shade because duh, obvs, etc.

Here's where to ~grab~ this one.

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