13. "'Describe yourself with one word.' My response was, 'Bad with numbers.' I personally thought it was the most hilarious joke ever. My teacher immediately moved on. No one laughed at all."
"I assumed no one got the joke. They did, it's just that I wasn't funny. Maybe they really didn't get it, though. We were in fourth grade, and I stole the joke from my grandfather — who was an extremely hilarious but very dry guy who loved to read Nietzsche, Mark Twain, Jewish and Roman history, New Testament scholarship, and listen to classical music on cassette tapes.
I had extremely low self-confidence as a child and just automatically thought, as usual, that I said something fucking stupid because I was an idiot." —[deleted]
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